Roll On the Olympics

Before the Olympics kicks off i feel that it is entirely appropriate to make some overly disastrous and or inappropriate predictions.

1. At least one terrorist attack during the games.


2. At least two violent confrontations between police and protesters.


3. At least one athlete attacked or detained by police during or straight after the Olympics.


4. Opening Ceremony - Heaps of dragons and loads of Chinese adults dressed like children.


5. At least 4 athletes will go home before the Olympics ends due to the disgusting conditions.


6. The lighting of the Olympic Flame will be edited out so as not to incite fires being lit throughout China in an act of disobediance or free thought.


7. Chinese officials will be sodomising each other in a Karaoke bar somewhere whilst watching the Olympic flame be lit.......Dirty Sanchez anyone? Keep an eye on YouTube.

I would put money on all of the above with the exception of the last one.